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A Dozen+ Funny Medical Jokes to Make You Laugh

Laugh now at our updated collection of over a dozen of the best medical jokes, surgery puns, & medical school one liners.

Googling a few good jokes to prepare for an interview, social event, or just hanging with your medical school classmates & colleagues in the office? Start laughing at our updated collection of over a dozen of the best medical jokes, surgery puns, & medical school one liners. Maybe I should start posting a medical joke of the day?

  1. One Liner: What do you call a doctor that fixes websites?
    Joke: A URLologist
  2. What kind of car does a placenta drive? A previa.
  3. One Liner: What’s the status of the patient who swallowed the quarter? Joke: No Change yet.
  4. It’s going tibia okay.
  5. I found this humerus.
  6. You are like myelin, you get on my nerves.
  7. Punch Line: Knock, knock Who’s there? HIPPA, HIPPA who? Sorry I can’t tell you that.
  8. Hip Hip Hooray.
  9. Doctor:why did you take medication at 5PM instead at 9pm
    Patient: I wanted to surprise a bacteria.
  10. “Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!”
  11. “Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!”
you're such a QT med school joke
“You are such a QT – get it ?”

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